February 21, 2010
FFF Results Post #198.5 -- DC5

On Friday,
CR readers were asked to "Name Five DC Characters You Would Put In Charge of DC Comics, And The Primary Job Each Would Have." This is how they responded.
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Tom Spurgeon
1. Perry White -- Editor In Chief
2. Dream -- Creative Director
3. Danny The Street -- Traveling Convention Headquarters
4. RJ Brande -- Intern Coordinator
5. Zatanna -- Troubleshooter
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Dave Knott
* Snapper Carr -- Public Relations Spokesman
* Brainiac -- Web Master
* Triplicate Girl -- Office Manager
* Mongul -- Head of Security
* Bizarro -- New Talent Recruiter
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TUCK!
1) Darkseid (Publisher)
2) Snapper Carr (Publisher)
3) Lobo (Publisher)
4) Al Pratt (some nebulous, ill-defined role existing soley to fill out the corporate org chart)
5) Carol Ferris (President)
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Scott Dunbier
1) Mister Miracle -- Publisher
2) Harvey Dent -- Chief Legal Counsel
3) RJ Brande -- Chief Financial Officer
4) Two-Face -- Human Resources
5) Agent W -- Marketing
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Douglas Wolk
1. Lucius Fox -- Senior VP, Finance & Operations
2. Promethea -- Chief Creative Officer
3. Amanda Waller -- Talent Coordinator
4. Ozymandias -- Executive VP, Marketing
5. Funky Flashman -- the guy who emcees panels at conventions
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Cole Moore Odell
1. Funky Flashman -- Marketing
2. "The Writer" -- Scripter of Batman and Robin, Joe the Barbarian
3. Steve Lombard -- Captain of DC softball team
4. Computo -- Proofreading & Production
5. Amanda Waller -- Publisher
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Evan Dorkin
1. Funky Flashman - Editor-In-Chief
2. Goody Rickles - Assistant to the Editor-In-Chief
3. Bat-Mite - Group Editor, Batman Titles
4. Mr. Mxyzptlk - Group Editor, Superman titles
5. Glorious Godfrey - Head of Public Relations
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Adam Casey
* Prez -- President
* Sam Simeon -- Art Director
* Mister Miracle -- Production Coordinator
* Brother Power, The Geek -- Spokesman
* Ted Kord -- VP of Sales
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Sean Kleefeld
1. Funky Flashman -- EIC
2. Steve Lombard -- Sales Manager
3. Oracle -- Lead Web Developer
4. Brainiac 5 -- Head of IT
5. Wendy & Marvin -- Interns
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Jeff Lester
1) Sam Simeon from Angel & The Ape: a comic book artist himself, great with talent
2) Kamandi: Used to interacting with talking gorillas but can also handle the animalistic humans
3) Some Guardian of the Universe: branding coordinator, perfect for starting complex interoffice squabbles, great with older, established fans
4) Batman: because he's Batman which is the only successful character the rest of Warner recognizes
5) John Constantine: Publisher. Because the publisher has to be a bastard.
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We also had two tweets:
Big Shiny Robot and
Chris Butcher.
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topic submitted by Scott Dunbier
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