Today's Best Line: Tribune/Stantis This media scene-type article offers up the funniest comparison you'll read all day: the Chicago Tribune and Scott Stantis as two characters on a sitcom that everyone knows should get together but they don't. Beyond that little writer's gift, the notion is in itself worth pondering. The Tribune is a huge paper and an awesome stage that one could see benefiting greatly from someone willing to mix it up like Stantis. I hadn't known that they've left the position open for so long.