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May 15, 2008


Ten Responses To The Parade Caption Contest Starring Superman And Batman

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"We keep getting older; the sidekicks stay the same age."

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"Last time I was this drunk, Robin and I rolled Hawkman's yard."

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"I have something on my belt that could totally hide her appendix scar."

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"If one more waitress asks if I know Iron Man, I'm going back to carrying a gun."

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"So. You had to wear your costume."

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"I swear, Clark, I had no idea both of her names began with an 'L'."

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As Batman sat down, the sounds of applause all around them, Superman knew that he'd never forget Klingon karaoke night.

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"If we were manga, I bet we'd have fresh drinks by now."

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"I think my wife has figured out that 'Hall of Justice' is a bar."

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And with one subtle movement of the bat-boot, a different kind of team-up was proposed.

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Go here to play for real. Yours should actually be funny. Also, I sincerely apologize.

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