May 15, 2008
Ten Responses To The Parade Caption Contest Starring Superman And Batman
"We keep getting older; the sidekicks stay the same age."
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"Last time I was this drunk, Robin and I rolled Hawkman's yard."
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"I have something on my belt that could totally hide her appendix scar."
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"If one more waitress asks if I know Iron Man, I'm going back to carrying a gun."
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"So. You had to wear your costume."
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"I swear, Clark, I had no idea both of her names began with an 'L'."
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As Batman sat down, the sounds of applause all around them, Superman knew that he'd never forget Klingon karaoke night.
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"If we were manga, I bet we'd have fresh drinks by now."
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"I think my wife has figured out that 'Hall of Justice' is a bar."
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And with one subtle movement of the bat-boot, a different kind of team-up was proposed.
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Go here to play for real. Yours should actually be funny. Also, I sincerely apologize.
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