January 19, 2013
FFF Results Post #320—The Dependables
On Friday,
CR readers were asked to "Name The Five Most Dependable Comics Characters In Order Of Who You'd Call To Help You Move." This is how they responded.
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Stergios Botzakis
1. Ben Grimm
2. Wee Hughie
3. Spain Rodriguez
4. Sparky Watts
5. Moose
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Tom Spurgeon
1. Captain America
2. Harvey Pekar
3. Ray Dominguez
4. Wonder Woman
5. Captain Easy
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Evan Dorkin
1. Betty Cooper
2. Astroboy
3. Tintin
4. Takashi Takeda, aka, "Jumbo" (from Yostuba&!)
5. Proty 2
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Danny Fingeroth
1. Bruce Wayne (He'd pay to hire the best movers.)
2. Izzy Cohen (He'd fix the van if it broke down.)
3. Luke Cage (He's a hero for hire, after all.)
4. The Kingpin (Nobody would mess with your boxes. Also, you don't really have to worry about him swiping any of your crappy stuff.)
5. Trashman (He would just #$% get it done.)
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Michael Grabowski
1. Gabrielle Bell's friend Tony
2. Superman
3. Fone Bone
4. Annie
5. The Junior Woodchucks
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Jude Killory
* Jimmy Corrigan
* Walt Wallet
* Linus Van Pelt
* Big Man from Rubber Blankets #3
* Ziggy
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Shannon Smith
1) Alfred Pennyworth
2) Captain America
3) Beast
4) Robin (Dick Grayson)
5) The Thing
Alfred is going to have the whole thing taken care of before you say out loud that you are moving. Captain America is the guy Alfred is going to call to make sure it happens. Beast is going to get to all the hard to reach stuff while making some fabulous interior decorating recommendations. Robin is going to show up with the pizza about five seconds before everyone realizes they are starving. The Thing is going to break some stuff but that's okay because he's going to bring in the couch and refrigerator all by himself.
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John Platt
1. Jay Garrick
2. E-Man
3. Ben Grimm
4. Ted Kord
5. Duplicate Girl (or is that cheating?)
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Tom Bondurant
1. Superman
2. The Thing
3. The Flash (Jay Garrick)
4. Donna Troy
5. Mister Miracle
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Jim Salicrup
1 - Handy Smurf
2 - Benny Breakiron (AKA Benoit Brisefer, Tammy Tuff, and Steve Strong in Europe)
3 - She-Hulk
4 - Brain Boy
5 - Optimus Prime (Won't even have to rent a truck with him!)
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Michael Buntag
1. Captain Marvel
2. Zachary T. Paleozogt
3. Thor
4. Benjamin Grimm
5. The Flash
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Eric Knisley
1. The Thing
2. Big Barda
3, Dick Tracy
4. The Martian Manhunter
5. Charlie Brown
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Buzz Dixon
1. Clark Kent
2. Popeye
3. Li'l Abner
4. Powerhouse Pepper
5. Optimus Prime
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Chris Pepin
1. Richie Rich
2. Captain America
3. Professor X
4. Mister Fantastic
5. Mac Gimbensky (Grease Monkey)
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Michael May
1. Linus Van Pelt
2. Fone Bone
3. Atomic Robo
4. Casper, the Friendly Ghost
5. Storm
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William Burns
1. Superman
2. Tom Strong
3. Hogun the Grim
4. Alfred Pennyworth
5. Hellboy
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James Langdell
1. Jay Garrick
2. Caroline, a clone
3. Goat (from Pearls Before Swine)
4. Huey, Dewey, and Louie (tie)
5. Timothy Aloysius Cadwallader "Dum Dum" Dugan
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Marc Mason
1. Lester Girls
2. Quasar (Wendell Vaughn)
3. Wolverine (he shows up *everywhere*)
4. Betty Cooper
5. Baldur the Brave
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Matt Emery
1. Kupe
2. Usagi Yojimbo
3. Faceache
4. Robot Archie
5. Willie Garvin
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Niel Jacoby
1. Captain Marvel
2. Superman
3. Captain America
4. Wonder Woman
5. Ben Grimm
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Justin J. Major
1. Cliff Steele
2. Alfred Pennyworth
3. Rokk Krinn
4. Marcie
5. Cornelius Bear
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from a suggestion by Stergios Botzakis; thanks, Stergios
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