I Sort Of Like The Idea Of A Watchmen Toaster

That's right; you heard me. I assume this is real. I sort of wish that DC had more stuff like this coming, because if you're going to turn heel -- well, turn bigger heel -- you might as well go all the way. A Dollar Bill mechanical coin bank that involves the character being killed by a revolving door accident, a line of blood-stained raincoats from London Fog... they should just hire a consortium of cartoonists like Brunetti and Ryan and Dorkin and stick them in a room and see what they come up with. I mean, we're already bound to get an anatomically correct Dr. Manhattan action figure, right?

The great thing about a toaster, of course, is you can make all sorts of "watching" jokes, and I'm sure people already are.
 
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