WOWIO Keeps On Buying Things
According to this piece of what seems like heavily PR-driven news -- I apologize if it isn't -- WOWIO has acquired the Drunk Duck webcomics initiative from Platinum Studios. I have no idea what that means, but I like typing all those proper nouns. If nothing else, it's like some sort of odd crossover event featuring significant news story generators from 2005. If their first project is a Danish Cartoons pastiche, I expect a black hole to open up and suck most of the comics Internet back to slightly more innocent days.